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Subtotal Eclipse

by Chuck Brodsky

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1.
Everyone’s wearing the latest designs The newest commercials play with their minds But there’s nothing to wish for and nothing to chase For a man out of time, a man out of place He doesn’t dress up or go shopping for clothes He has comfortable shoes, he has two pair of those He doesn’t go far and he doesn’t go fast He fixes the things that were made to last He has no celphone, no answering machine His old typewriter it has no screen He’s never been to cyberspace Man out of time man out of place Man out of time in his house in the woods He’d like to just keep it that way if he could Buildings go up and people move closer First you hear the chain saws and then the bull dozers **Man out of time man out of place Man out of step with the whole human race He doesn’t consume and he tries not to waste Man out of time, man out of place Any books that he owns are long out of print He doesn’t like Bill or Hillary Clinton He’s a stubborn man, he’s stuck in his ways Man out of time man out of place Gadgets that cook, gadgets that clean Gadgets that do everything in between He still does things the old fashioned ways Man out of time, man out of place He’s got no checkbook, no credit cards Just some old keepsakes and replacement parts He’s off the grid, he leaves no trace He keeps his cash in an old suitcase He doesn’t appear on anyone’s list A case could be made that he doesn’t exist He’s not showing up in the database Man out of time man out of place **chorus People may judge this existence of his He’s perfectly happy the way that it is Still you figure the Feds must be building a case Against a man out of time, a man out of place **chorus
2.
Roberto 03:39
Punta Maldonado, off the Puerto Rican coast People sometimes meet there to offer up a toast To the greatest baseball player they ever called their own Who went off on a mission, and never made it home The earthquake was horrific, the aid was pouring in Roberto helped to organize a whole planeload to send The Nicaraguan junta had been looting all it could He’d fly with it to make sure it got to all the neighborhoods It wouldn’t pass inspection, the plane that he would hire The pilot that came with it, his license had expired A local huckster owned it, he wasn’t sure it flew He kept that to himself but the paint on it was new The plane was overloaded, the cargo not secured Standard operating procedures were totally ignored The engine didn’t sound right said the people on the ground When it took off for Managua & tried to circle back around People still remember where they were that New Year’s Eve When the word began to spread and hardly anyone believed Helicopters hovered all throughout the nights Just above the water sweeping with their lights They never found Roberto & the search went on for days Frantically at first and then they found his leather case No one could bear to call it off and so they carried on The divers never found him, Roberto, he was gone Punta Maldonado, off the Puerto Rican coast People sometimes stand there looking for his ghost The greatest baseball player they ever called their own Who went off on a mission, and never made it home
3.
The world as you once knew it One day was obsolete The hair had gone out of fashion They danced to a different beat You stubbornly resisted Determined not to bend The world as you once knew it Had come to an end The world as you once knew it Had a much less hectic pace People used to meet in public They’d sit face to face Now we type an instant message And stare into the screen The world as you once knew it Been replaced by a machine The world as you once knew it You can read about in books Or visit a museum Walk around and take a look At the relics and the fossils And the trinkets in the stores The world as you once knew it Come see the dinosaurs The world as you once knew it Fetched a real good price The bidding done in secret Some souls were traded twice And now blessed are the greedy And cursed are the poor The world as you once knew it Now she’s just another whore The world as you once knew it Spun out of control It was gravity that did it The lure of all that gold There’s nothing like nostalgia To make you feel bereft Of the world as you once knew it Yet it’s all that you’ve got left The world as you once knew it Where you once had a home Sometimes you think you see it From whenever you may roam The places and the faces They form one big collage Of the world as you once knew it But it’s only a mirage The world as you once knew it You hear it when she talks It’s in the way she looks at you It’s in the way she walks Pity the poor wretched soul Who can not recognize The world as you once knew it When he sees it in her eyes
4.
That Guy 04:55
Same height and weight, we wear the same clothes He’s got my eyes he’s got my nose He creeps me out I don’t know why I should look so much like that guy That’s him now he’s in my bed He took my pillow for his head Now how could he be so damn cold To the girl with the heart of gold? I treated him like you would a guest When he first showed up and he needed rest Little did I know he had designs How to get his hands all over what was mine Who is he to say such things That cut so deep they clip the wings And mute the voice that sweetly sings And silences her golden strings? Who’s that nasty no good bum? Why’s he here and where’s he from? He claims to come from a place nearby But that’s something I have yet to verify Every detail, big and small He’s the guy who knows it all He knows how and he knows why I know I don’t want to be around that guy Selfish fella, he sips first Once he quenches his own thirst Then he asks if she be dry What the hell’s the matter with that guy? Who is he that sounds like me? With what he says I disagree He’s always got some fresh excuse A very long grudge and a very short fuse There he goes, slamming doors He stomps his feet across the floor He looks like he could punch the wall I can not defend that guy at all He never gave me back my hat He stretched it out and crushed it flat Baked it into a humble pie That I had to eat thanks to that guy There’s good riddance & there’s get lost There’s being asked to leave & there’s being tossed I say scram but not goodbye That’s how much I can not stand that guy
5.
Would you believe she wore the same dress twice?!! The Lady wore the same dress twice Once upon a time, no matter what the price She never would’ve worn the same dress twice Times are hard, we all must sacrifice And so she did, she wore the same dress twice Even if the jewelry was new Along with the hat, the gloves, the bag, and also the shoes For her to wear something a second time She must be counting her nickles and her dimes Along with all those million dollar notes The ones that buy the favors and the votes Times are hard for everyone these days And cutting back’s become the latest craze Let go of a vacation home or two Or this year maybe just not buy some place new It touches every economic class You hunker down and hope that it will pass Put some limits on your spending sprees Even castle dwellers feel the squeeze They had to make reductions to their staff Cut the number of live-in personal trainers by half She’s deserving of the accolades For trying to make do with fewer maids Her husband sold one of his private jets A Rolls Royce and a couple of Corvettes Even if he did buy one more yacht It was slightly smaller than the other two he’s got Yes, times are hard for everyone these days Crime’s about the only thing that pays Even royalty is making do with less There’s a recession, if you can believe the press She wore a dress she’d been seen in before A selfless act that shouldn’t go ignored She’d say she was only doing her part That’s just what you do when times are hard
6.
He showed up for Spring Training With 40 pounds to lose He’d spent the winter partying But that was never news He wasn’t feeling all that good Throughout the training camp The Babe would run a fever And he often had the cramps After leaving Florida On the way back to New York The Yankees played the Brooklyn Robins On an exhibition tour They stopped in Chattanooga The Babe hit 2 home runs The next game was in Knoxville Where he hit another one The train left the next morning For Asheville, North Carolina Going across the mountains The tracks twisting and winding The Babe joined in a card game His cheeks and forehead burned He really didn’t look so good His teammates were concerned At the Asheville station When the train came to a stop The Babe stepped onto the platform Then suddenly he just dropped They took him to the hotel And put him into bed A newspaper in London proclaimed “The Mighty Babe is Dead!” **“The Mighty Babe is Dead!” “The Mighty Babe is Dead!” And before you even knew it That’s what all the papers said The team phoned a physician Who could really only guess It was his professional opinion That the Babe just needed rest He cautioned against travel Anytime too soon The Babe departed Asheville On the following afternoon Thousands filled Penn Station To try to catch a glimpse As they carried him by stretcher To the waiting ambulance "Helen, I feel rotten," The Babe said to his wife Before they took him to the hospital And he went under the knife **chorus The Yankees tried to manage All the rumors that would spread He ate too many hot dogs Supposedly they said Some thought it was exhaustion Some thought it was the flu Some thought it could be syphillus But no one really knew The Babe he would recover And hit lots more home runs More than any other By the time his playing days were done It’s said he loved his women And he often stayed out late And that he liked the taste of liquor And he did not watch his weight **chorus
7.
The Phenom 05:16
Around the phenom cameras flash Even when he just plays catch Way off down the 3rd base line The fans have things for him to sign The spotlight follows him around Same thing in every town Journalists and tv crews Articles and interviews The phenom in his senior year Not even old enough to drink a beer Hit 100 on the radar gun With a change up that was 91 Even then he packed the stands With as many scouts as there were fans Every pitch they charted and graphed He was the first pick of the draft 30 million guaranteed Whether or not the kid ever succeeds His teammates draw a grand a month Sometimes the phenom picks up the tab for lunch You can’t blame him, it’s not his fault The team was willing to open the vault No question that the kid can pitch Someday he might make all of ‘em rich The phenom drives a luxury car Along the road to being a star There’s a guy in every neighborhood bar Showing off his elbow scar He can’t miss say the analysts No one’s ever seen anything like this A dying man made one last wish It was to live to see the phenom pitch **On this kid they bet the farm Him and his 24 carat arm Every hiccup is a cause for alarm Better not step on the foul line – Better rub that lucky charm Sometime around the end of May They moved him up to Double A It’s still the same, home or away Rain or shine, night or day Every game a sellout crowd The kid keeps getting batters out The talk show callers all say so The phenom’s ready for The Show
8.
William Henry Paddle - would you care to dance? It probably wouldn’t kill you, would you like another chance? Times have changed a little & it’s not so grave a sin So if it be your pleasure, feel free to jump right in The Reverend Buchanon was twenty-one years old In the service of the church, he did as he was told This was back when Newfoundland was barely just a rock He was sent to bring the heathens back into the flock The Reverend Buchanon heard a knocking at the door William Henry Paddle’s mother stood there lily-white and pure She was visibly shaken, there was panic in her words “The devil’s down the road, come quick, before someone gets hurt” William Henry Paddle’s mother found out her son had gone To a very wicked party where there was music going on There was laughter, there was singing, there was dancing there as well William Henry Paddle’s mother was afraid he’d go to hell The Reverend grabbed his Bible and his other tools of battle Put his collar & his hat on and then hopped into the saddle William Henry Paddle’s mother left the Reverend eating dust And when she burst into the cabin William Henry Paddle cussed William Henry Paddle’s mother, she did not leave a trace Of the smile that had been on William Henry Paddle’s face And when he saw the Reverend William bowed his head in shame Afraid there might forever be a mark beside his name The scolding that the Reverend gave was all brimstone and fire Unmarried dancing partners lost all of their desire The fiddles all got packed away, the girls put up their hair And all the party goers joined the Reverend in prayer On a street in Montreal, some 40 odd years later In William Henry Paddle’s life, there was no moment greater He bumped into the Reverend and introduced him to his wife And thanked him for that evening when the Reverend saved his life The Reverend’s diary fell into his great-granddaughter’s hands She read about this fellow who was not allowed to dance So to find out if his bones might now be finally free to rattle She did a jig around the grave of William Henry Paddle Singing “William Henry Paddle - would you care to dance? It probably wouldn’t kill you, would you like another chance? Times have changed a little & it’s not so grave a sin So if it be your pleasure, feel free to jump right in”
9.
The house he was born in was only next door His country had vanished, his people no more Out in the garden some little boys played He'd only come back to retrieve Lili’s braids The neighbors were home, to their word they were true They’d kept them safe like they said they would do Despite any orders they might’ve obeyed It was righteous of them to have kept Lili’s braids Word had come down that the Germans were near They had taken a village a few miles from here There was no place to run, there was no place to hide It was no longer safe to be going outside Whispers of horrors, what they did to the Jews Sorting into piles their clothing and shoes At the railway station, shaving their heads Taking the hair to make pillows and beds Lili’s hair had never been cut The curtains were drawn and the doors were shut It had hung to her knees just moments before The braids would be safe with the people next door Lili’s mother quietly prayed She said, “Come here child, don’t be afraid I promise you one day we’ll pin them back on After the war, when the soldiers are gone” The house he was born in was only next door Lili’s brother returned sometime after the war They were all he had left...how heavy they weighed Maybe not as much now that he’d retrieved Lili’
10.
Gerta 04:56
Once you were a stowaway You kept quiet three whole days Even when they’d stop the train You never cried you never once complained When what could never happen did Not all at once, it was bit by bit Some things a small doll shouldn’t see Tell them, Gerta, what you saw with me Soon you will be all that’s left The precious things that were somehow kept By little girls and little boys Their favorite dolls, their favorite toys Gerta, you’re my best best friend You never let go of me back then I’m leaving you with a heavy heart Goodbye, my Gerta, now we must part Gerta, I know my time is near There’s a museum, it’s far from here A lot of other dolls live there too Some who might’ve had it even worse than you The ones who made it to Jerusalem They’re asking if you’d want to come & live with them I think it’s something Gerta you should do I told them I would have a talk with you Here, let me fill your china cup Just like when we’d pretend we were all grown up Gerta go, go and tell the world About all the little boys & all the little girls Tell them, Gerta, tell them what we saw The good, the bad, Gerta tell it all The unspeakable must be spoken Gerta, tell of the spirit that refused to be broken Tell of the piles of books you saw burning How it didn’t stop the teaching, it didn’t stop the learning Don’t forget to tell about the games we played It’s ok, you can tell them, we were afraid Tell of the songs we sang in our heads That helped us remember, helped us forget Tell how we’d paint and tell how we’d draw How pretty it was when the snow would fall And Gerta, tell ‘em how it was before The pretty clothes you always wore The dinner table on a Friday night We’d say the prayers by candle light And how what could never happen did Not all at once, it was bit by bit Some things a small doll shouldn’t see Tell them, Gerta, what you saw with me Once you were a stowaway You kept quiet three whole days
11.
It’s the end of the Earth, it’s the furthest spot On the biggest map it’s the smallest dot Where the air is nice and the water’s good It’s as far as you can get from Hollywood You’re not going to find a five star hotel But people up here, they’ll treat you well The towels will be fresh & the sheets will be clean Someone’ll go find you a coffee machine People up here they’ll open their doors Fill up the beds, the couches and floors Tents in the back yard, tents in the front Pancakes in the morning if anybody wants People here might not have a whole lot But part of it’s your’s, whatever they’ve got If you want you can throw something into the pot A story, a song, a fish that you caught **People up here, they welcome you in Treat you as if you were one of their kin Sit you down to a big plate of grub You can just taste it was made with love You just better not talk like a big city cat Complain about this & complain about that Act like you’re better than anyone else Somebody’ll tell you to go ____ yourself People up here, they’re pretty smart They’ve figured it out, they think with their hearts They say what they mean & mean what they say It isn’t always like that when you come from away **chorus People up here are the salt of the earth They’d give you the backs right out of their shirts Take off their shoes and give you their feet Nicest people you’ll ever meet People up here, they don’t suffer fools They only have use for a few golden rules They’ll do unto you before you can to them And they’ll do unto you again and again **chorus
12.
I tried fitting in I played in the band I’d watch the conductor I’d follow his hands I marched to the drum I joined the parade You had to keep in step But somewhere I strayed I tried fitting in I went to the school I wanted to learn I just wasn’t fooled I already knew What I‘d have to forget If I wanted to earn A certificate I tried fitting in It was no use At the front of the train I’d put the caboose I’d have the cart Pulling the horse And in my heart I felt no remorse I tried fitting in I toed the line I bit my tongue Slackened my spine I was a miserable wretch The hole was square I goofed around They threw me out of there **I tried fitting in I couldn’t keep pace I was a man out of time I was a man out of place Once the world was mine Now it’s under corporate control I’m just looking for the heart I’m just looking for the soul I tried fitting in I gave it a shot Tried to be someone else Who I knew I was not Like a foot in a glove Or a hand in a shoe Was too tight a squeeze It was turning me blue I’d go to bed At a reasonable hour By the crack of dawn I’d have eaten and showered Be getting on a bus And then getting on a tram I tried fitting in But that’s not who I am **chorus

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Recorded at Cormier Sound, D'Escousse, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia.
Produced and engineered by J.P. Cormier.
Cover painting by Chip Raman.
Funded by my fans via Kickstarter.

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released May 20, 2011

Chuck Brodsky - vocal, guitar
J.P. Cormier - guitar, 12 string guitar, fiddle, mandolin, banjo, bass, keyboard, percussion, harmony vocals

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